怎样哄女朋友开心的文案（认怂哄女朋友开心的句子）

1、你把棍子放下，没看见我在发抖吗？

You put the stick down, can't you see I'm shaking?

2、有本事你别理我，看我能给你发多少条信息?

If you have the ability to ignore me, see how many messages I can send you?

3、我偏要先洗碗，再拖地，你有意见？

I prefer to wash the dishes first and then mop the floor. Do you have any opinion?

4、数学不就几道题吗？反正我也不会。

Isn't math just a few problems? I wouldn't anyway.

5、我不写作业怎么了，一会交不行嘛？

What's wrong with me not doing my homework? Can't I hand it in later?

6、你有本事打我，怎么不让我打自己。

You have the ability to hit me. Why don't you let me hit myself.

7、你要是敢挑战我的底线，我就换一个底线。

If you dare to challenge my bottom line, I will change it.

8、我允许你掏钱了吗？起开，我来。

Have I allowed you to pay? Get out of the way, I'll do it.

9、离婚可以啊，随时奉陪。财产给你，孩子给你，我也给你。

Divorce is OK, anytime. Property to you, children to you, and I to you.

10、这沙发我睡定了，这碗你也别想抢着刷，都是我的。

I'll sleep on this sofa. You can't rush to brush this bowl. It's all mine.

11、爱啥游戏，爱我不行吗？

What game do you love? Can't you love me?

12、我洗碗呢？赶紧把扫把给我准备好。

I'm doing the dishes. Get the brooms ready for me.

13、我今天不想跪榴莲了，跪搓衣板，它不香吗？

I don't want to kneel durian today. Kneel and rub the clothes board. Isn't it fragrant?

14、你打我干嘛，手不疼吗？

Why do you hit me? Doesn't your hand hurt?

15、我告诉你，过了这个村，我在下个村等你。

I'll tell you, after this village, I'll wait for you in the next village.